Tag:Ukrainian Chick
Posted on: February 10, 2009 4:39 pm

The Leather Bodice and the Mask


Three ladies meet for lunch.  One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for 20+ years.  They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went:

The engaged woman said:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said,  'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then the married woman shared:

"When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said..."

"What's for dinner, Batman?"

Happy Valentine's Day boys.  I hope you remember the ladies in your life.  </tbody>
Category: NCAAF
Posted on: October 22, 2008 8:53 am

Biden: President to be tested, will appear wrong!

Please tell me how O'Bidens latest gaff is not front page fodder for every newspaper in America.  Let's see -

He can assure us that the Obama- Biden administration will be tested in the first 6 months by a global crisis like JFK was and at first his decision will appear wrong.His words - not mine though I did paraphrase abit because I don't have the exact quote here in Socialist France.  A history lesson - JFK was perceived as weak and untested by Kruschev (USSR) so the Russian leader decided to test him.  The result was the brink of nuclear war between the superpowers.  Cuban missile crisis, et al.  Do your own homework.

So back to Joe Gaffmachine.  Does he know something?  Is there an impending situation only he knows about?  I am sure the press is asking that question right?  No. 

How about this question, then.  Sen. Biden, are you saying that Obama is viewed as inexperienced and weak by the outside world? No question from the media, what gives here?

A follow up then.  Why are you so confident your decision will appear wrong? Please tell me that question was raised by the 4th estate?

This goes back to the primary season when Biden called Obama unqualified.  I can only assume he still believes that his future boss is unqualified given that ridiculous quote.

So to you folks seriously considering voting for the smooth polished Obama and Joe Gaff, stop and ask yourself the questions the media is not.  Do you really want an untested person running the country in a time of crisis?

And don't give me the Palin rhetoric.  She is not the top of the ticket like BHO is.

Back to my meeting....


Category: NCAAF
Posted on: July 14, 2008 2:44 pm


An ode to English plurals

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England .
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down,
in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
And in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop?

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